Chapter 1269 That Great Cock Again(Taboo Fuck):>Ep26

• We got breakfast along the way and drove out to the giant furniture store. "It's like a city in here," he cast his gaze all around, "Or... Definitely some kind of super-villain fortress." It took some navigating to find our way through the place, not helped by the fact that all the names for things here were in Swedish with at least eight syllables, none of which coincided with the item's function. "Der shoopin doon furniturnin." Neil said in perfect imitation of the chef from the Muppets.
• I laughed and added, "Bork bork bork!" Ok, I have no doubt the that employees of this store literally hear Swedish Chef impressions all day long, and I'm sure it would absolutely drive me crazy if I worked here. It still amused me.
• Eventually, we found this this armoire with two cabinet doors for hanging clothes and drawers for folded things. We both guessed it looked big enough for his clothes. Then, I asked, "Now, how about a bookshelf?"